My Mom always says:

I wus in a speshol aig.


Mommas, I should probably check out at this point.

First goal: complete.



Next goal:  Address "How did Dirty-Sex-Baby-Number-Three get in your belly?"

Sweet cheeses.



Happy Mother's/Mothers' Day!

How can I help?

Cheese and rice wtf happened with technology

Spent last 30 minutes denying my real persona.

Not sure this mike is live.

Women. We got some shit to fix.

Let’s catch up.